Meet Rev

Rev is the official mascot of Revolutionary Cookies.

At least that's what he tells people.

He's a cookie. He eats cookies. We've discussed the obvious ethical concerns with him. He's not interested.

Rev means well. Mostly.

He's wildly confident, occasionally helpful, frequently unsupervised, and firmly believes instructions are more like suggestions. If there's a bowl of cookie dough somewhere, Rev has probably put something in it.

We don't remember hiring him.

Sometimes it's chocolate.

Sometimes it's sprinkles.

Sometimes it's six ingredients that absolutely do not belong together.

And sometimes...

dammit, Rev. That's actually good.

That's how Rev's Shenanigans happen.

We don't encourage this behavior.

We have, however, started selling the results.

REV'S EMPLOYEE FILE —

Again, we don't remember hiring him.

NAME: Rev
POSITION: Unclear
SPECIES: Cookie
PRONOUNS: Whatever. He's a cookie.
DEPARTMENT: All of them, apparently.
QUALIFICATIONS: None that we can verify.

FAVORITE FOOD: Cookies. Yes, we know.
SUPERVISION REQUIRED: Absolutely.
ACTUAL SUPERVISION RECEIVED: Insufficient.
KNOWN FOR: Unauthorized recipe development
CURRENT STATUS: Probably in the kitchen
HR COMPLAINTS: There is no HR. This has benefited Rev tremendously.